the bargain hunter

found this on the internet...got a few chuckles out of it. to all my ebay shoppin', yard sale scrummagin', thrift store hoppin' friends...

top 10 reasons not to buy a used sofa at a yard sale
10. there's a large red tag on it marked "evidence".
9. the cushions begin crawling away.
8. the owner asks you to sign a medical waiver.
7. what you thought was an old M&M appears to be moving.
6. the owner puts on latex gloves to help you carry it to your truck.
5. there are mushrooms growing on the back.
4. it seems to be generating its own heat.
3. stuffing is protruding out from the bullet holes.
2. there's a coin slot on the armrest.
1. under the cushions you find jimmy hoffa's wallet.